Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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