I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
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I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
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No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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