So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
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I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
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Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
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