I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
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I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
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i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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