Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
what is it with giant penises always finding me
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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