If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
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