jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
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I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
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We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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