i think i have herpe
just one?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
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Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
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who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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