it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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