at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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