so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
When are your genitals available?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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