: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
