I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
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Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
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I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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