at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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