she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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