white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
barbara walters just said penis...
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
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