I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
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Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
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Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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