My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Randomize
