We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
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2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
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I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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