You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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