I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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