It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
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WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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