the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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