Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
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I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
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Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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