so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
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They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I fill condoms, not promises.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
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Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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