We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
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it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
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Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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