While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
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I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
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It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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