HIV tests are more positive than that guy
She's JV to your varsity
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
My feet surprised me
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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