Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
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I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
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I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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