one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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