Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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