Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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