If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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