i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
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I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
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she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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