I seem to have left my pride at pride
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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