I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
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