I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Help. Why am I so naked?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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