If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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