this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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