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i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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