I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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