party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
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