YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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