did you get engaged???
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
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He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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