did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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