He is such a slut. More and more my type.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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