Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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