Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
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So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
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No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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