Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
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And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
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theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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