He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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