Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
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this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
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Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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