if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Duck Duck Cougar?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
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