Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
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he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
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What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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