We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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