just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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