He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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