her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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